Existen dos maneras de ser feliz en la vida, una es hacerse el idiota y la otra serlo.

Para los q hablen un poquito de ingles lean esta conversacion!!! Me moria de risa mientras la leia!. Para los q no casen una de ingles, mil perdones, traducirlo no seria gracioso, si no lo haria. Les prometo la prox un buen chiste en español!.

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MaryOne – Me comi un payaso

 GEORGE & CONDI

–George to Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
–Condi–: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

–George–: Great. Tell me all about it.
–Condi–: Hu is the new leader of China.
–George–: That’s what I want to know.
–Condi–: That’s what I’m telling you.
–George–: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
–Condi–: Yes.
–George–: I mean the fellow’s name.
–Condi–: Hu.
–George–: The guy in China.
–Condi–: Hu.
–George–: The new leader of China.
–Condi–: Hu.
–George–: The main man in China!
–Condi–: Hu is leading China.
–George–: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
–Condi–: I’m telling you, Hu is leading China.
–George–: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
–Condi–: That’s the man’s name.
–George–: That’s who’s name?
–Condi–: Yes.
–George–: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
–Condi–: Yes, sir.
–George–: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was dead in the Middle East.
–Condi–: That’s correct.
–George–: Then who is in China?
–Condi–: Yes, sir.
–George–: Yassir is in China?
–Condi–: No, sir.
–George–: Then who is?
–Condi–: Yes, sir.
–George–: Yassir?
–Condi–: No, sir.
–George–: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
–Condi–: Kofi?
–George–: No, thanks.
–Condi–: You want Kofi?
–George–: No.
–Condi–: You don’t want Kofi.
–George–: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
–Condi–: Yes, Sir
–George–: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
–Condi–: Kofi?
–George–: No, Milk! Will you please make the call?
–Condi–: And call who?
–George–: Who is the guy at the U.N?
–Condi–: Hu is the guy in China
–George–: Will you stay out of China?!
–Condi–: Yes, sir.
–George–: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
–Condi–: Kofi.
–George–: All right! With cream and two sugars.